"When the quality get together to dine, it's impolite to knock anybody off with anything other than poison. That thing is for scooping butter, not slicing windpipes."
“This is a lot of trouble to go to just to eat.”
“Well in Shades Hill you may be able to eat cold bacon and dirt pies off one another’s asses for all your old master cares, but now you’re a Gentleman Bastard. Emphasis on the gentleman.”
The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch
Oh man, this book has been so awesome to listen to during my commute. I’m really looking forward to participating in the read along. Michael Page has been a fantastic narrator and just about everything going on is completely despicable. What’s not to like?