In
college, we had a roommate on a work exchange program from Germany. We got along great from the start and we were
always comparing German and American culture, language and whatever else came
to our minds. This is how I learned the German saying "honest lasts longest." One night, while
trying to figure out how many idiomatic sayings did not have matching
counterparts we came across what we figured was the equivalent to “honesty is
the best policy.”
This weekend, when I was talking to my wife about the fact
that some of the longest books I’ll be reading over the next year will be
fairly easy to finish in a week given the pace I have been setting in these
first four weeks, but that the same audiobook might make it easier for me, she
made a terrible suggestion.
Ali is one of the most honest people I have ever known…or at
least I thought she was. Not just in
terms of telling people the truth, but also because she’s brave enough to take
responsibility for her actions when the response won’t be pleasant (though I
don’t know what she could possibly do to atone for the following sin). My whole world came screeching to a halt during
a discussion this weekend when she suggested that if I really wanted to make
sure that I didn't have any problems finishing books, I could just “say that
the die picked a long book right after a short one.”
If you’re feeling absolute shock and horror, you know how
offensive this suggestion was to me. We
all know it’s only the power of the die that’s holding this blog together. I know it’s why you continue to read this
blog. The die has a mystical power over
us all.
But I think we all already understand the significance of
the many-sided die and its role in the Hugo Endurance Project. If there were a sacred symbol of worship for
the HEP it would be the many sided die.
If the many sided die were a gigantic structure, it would be the
location of our Hajj. Furthermore, I did
allow the die to take such a prominent role in determining the fate of this
project and blog in order to make things easier on myself. I did it because it’s the right damn thing to
do. Aside from the inherent danger of tempting fate-as
dictated by the many-sided die, honest lasts longest.
While only the Lord truly has mystical power over me, I will admit your die has the slightest pull over my desire to see where your journey will take you next. I plead forgiveness for Ali's slight infraction due to hereditary composition of her DNA of which she may not be able to overcome. She, her mother, and her sister are problem solvers extraordinaire, so if you present her with a problem...you are going to get a solution darn it! If you simply want to vent about your die's bad juju and the fact that it chooses long books consecutively...call your brother or a friend and not Mrs. Fix-It. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL! I think this was less a solution and more a suggestion to abandon my plans, lie to the blog and disrespect the power of the die.
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